This morning a good portion of the internet squealed in horror as news broke that Apple filed a lawsuit against HTC over patent disputes. The story was so fresh that HTC itself learned of the pending litigation online.
Andy, on the other hand, got his letter in the mail. Specifically, Apple said it was mad at how awesome Andy was and went on to say that Andy would no longer be invited to Apple’s birthday parties. The letter also requested Andy steer clear of the South end of the playground (including the monkey bars!) as its always been known this is Apple territory.