Jul 12 AT 9:12 AM Dustin Earley 23 Comments

Samsung Galaxy S III anti-unboxing video [NSFW]

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Unboxing videos are a dime a dozen. Ever single time a new product comes out, the Internet races to show you just what kind of cleaning cloth, USB charger and warranty manuals come included in the box of the gadget they’ve just bought. They are incredibly boring. A waste of YouTube space. And someone has finally stood up to them.

From the moment chadbond007′s Samsung Galaxy S III unboxing video starts, you know this isn’t your average tour around a cardboard box.

Wearing nothing but his underwear, Chad (I assume he is normally called) gives in to his primal urges and tears at the package with nothing but his teeth. Grunting and inhaling the strange smells a brand new Galaxy S III has to offer. From there, well, you just have to watch.

Has chadbond007 created the perfect unboxing video? I’m just about convinced he has.

Dustin Earley: Tech enthusiast; avid gamer; all around jolly guy.

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  • Steve Barry

    Oh man, I’m at worked and the video is blocked…might just be a good reason to pull out MY GSIII and check this out.

    • http://www.infotainmentempire.com pekosROB

      Hahaha YouTube is blocked at work for me too. Watched and replying on my GS3!

    • McLovin

      Blocked at work for me too.

    • erikiksaz

      Sonofa…I was expecting bewbies >=|

    • Ray

      On the same boat here. Youtube is blocked by our stupid firewall at work. Thank goodness for At&t LTE here in downtown los angeles. :)

      FYI put an extra S after HTTP on your browser at work, and watch Youtube without any issues. :)

      example..

      https://www.youtube.com/

  • halo0

    *Every single time

  • tagstar

    That was just stupid and not androidandme worthy.

    • Simon Pedersen

      That video is more interesting than half of the news post parroted around the internets by so called journalists.

      So, who are you to decide what gets posted?

      • xallies

        he has a +1. looks legit

  • Jorge Vieira

    wow, lol, idk what to think about this video….

  • http://www.mlswanson.com SparkyXI

    There’s my chippy.

  • Nathan D.

    OK, then…? That interesting way to do an unboxing video

  • Bon

    That was lamer than actual unboxing videos… to me.

  • Dee

    <__<
    Ummmm he needs some new underwear. And maybe some clothes.
    Or maybe we are missing the point and this is art…

    • orangestrat

      This is definitely art.

  • inviolable

    ………….

  • Stella

    LMAO! Chad is cute so I had to watch to end even when though it got bizarre. He really gets personally with his phone. ;)

  • Joshua

    everyone is a damn critic. It was pretty funny and at least original. Relax yourselves! Those who can’t criticize, those who can aren’t on message boards. Until you can come up with something better shut your hole…

  • JhonnyQ

    I think i’m gonna… just… or… maybe… I could…
    https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10387539/1340650423657.gif

  • Richard Yarrell

    I guess now we finally know who squiddy20 really is. This poor soul..

    • squiddy20

      Hmmm. Let’s count the ways you’re wrong. Without even watching the video I know:
      1. He goes by chadbond007, which is nothing like my username, which is the same username I use across a couple of different forums/websites (with a slight variance on SDX).
      2. He apparently acts like an unthinking, sub-human being during the unboxing. Seeing how I’ve always proven you wrong in some way or another, and this guy is apparently acting worse than you, prrrrretty sure I’m higher up on the intellectual food-chain.
      3. As I’ve stated at least 9 times over the past 2 months in direct response to your sorry ass, I’ve got a Galaxy Nexus on Sprint. Why would I want a SGSIII? Sure I don’t have an additional GB of RAM or that cheesy video overlay feature, but I’m not complaining because I’d never use half of those “revolutionary” features. Additionally, I’m in a 2 year contract. Unless I feel like adding a second line like you’ve stupidly done (additional 30+ dollars every month? SURE! /sarcasm) or paying a $350 ETF to pay another $200 minimum on the SGSIII? Sure, I’ve got the money to do either of the above, but why would I want to? A new phone isn’t going to make my life more comfortable/easier. Moron.

  • bob

    Chad, next time get your mother to do the unboxing in HER underwear. Now we’re talking…