Sh*t Android fanatics say

Remind you of anyone you know? Let us know your favorite line in the comments below.

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20 poler166 10/23/12 6:44 PM

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Let me root your phone and what ROM you using lol

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- 72 vforvortex 10/23/12 7:16 PM
  
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  so true… I always tell my friends who are still on 2.3 android, let me root and install an update for you. They are always hesitant when i give the disclaimer of possible phone bricking.
  
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  - APGGuest 10/24/12 8:11 AM
    
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    Yep same here haha. I tell them the same disclaimer.
    But after that I say as long you can enter download mode, you don’t have to worry.
    Most people don’t know about updates. Just buy it and use it till you start complaining about some functions or performance.
    
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35 mac08wrx 10/23/12 6:44 PM

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They should have gotten the same actor from the apple video to do this one.

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- miguelGuest 10/23/12 8:55 PM
  
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  the nice thing is that apple hasn’t made a video yet to samsung they may be working on it, then a battle haha. like verizon and at&t a few years or months ago don’t you guys remember?
  
  Nice video though uuu uuu uuu crazy guy, funny..
  
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45 SanzaBlancoAkA2C 10/23/12 6:44 PM

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I’m surprised they never said anything about Android being Open Source cause that’s something I say all the time.

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89 Vance 10/23/12 6:46 PM

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wow… I feel like SUCH an ass all of a sudden. I can think of about 100 people I could send this too and never hear the end of it…

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14 Joe Nicholson 10/23/12 6:47 PM

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Oh. You have an iPhone? That explains why you aren’t signed into Google talk.

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60 www.phonewbie.com 10/23/12 6:49 PM

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CUSTOMIZABLE!! LOL

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88 Max.Steel 10/23/12 6:52 PM

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I’m sorry but those were just terrible and unfunny. There are way funnier things that people in the Android camp say.

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- 89 iamXiV92a 10/23/12 10:19 PM
  
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  I have the strange feeling that any story I tell now, about how Android is better, is going to make me sound like a huge nut job :-/
  
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97 Nate B. 10/23/12 6:55 PM

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So true! Lmao.

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SeanGuest 10/23/12 6:56 PM

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“Even the magazine is twice the price!”

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- MikeGuest 10/23/12 10:07 PM
  
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  Many of the thing he said were true but unnecessary.
  
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90 alxrock 10/23/12 7:00 PM

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LOL. I never thought this would be such an accurate depiction of myself. Bravo.

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96 kwills88 10/23/12 7:13 PM

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I completely lost it when he said “Siri Is a bitch”…suddenly I feel guilty because this is all me.

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Michael LengyelGuest 10/23/12 7:23 PM

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So true. LOL

It’s a shame how we have to find reason to make us feel better. As an iPhone user and Android user this was funny and so was the one about iPhone people. Some people do have valid points when it comes to the things they use or need. But most will argue and they are just joining the bandwagon.

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- MikeGuest 10/23/12 10:11 PM
  
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  Could you post the link to the iPhone version?
  
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MikeGGuest 10/23/12 7:26 PM

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Android sh*t I say: Whenever I go to the phone store I make sure to mention to the sales people that I mainly purchase Android because it’s Linux at it’s core.

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- DemidrekGuest 10/24/12 3:36 AM
  
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  your argument is invalid iOS is also Linux at its core, it’s just that Apple built the OS so it’s closed
  
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  - 65 dcds 10/24/12 7:47 AM
    
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    Being picky, but isn’t iOS BSD at its core?
    
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55 Christopher Chavez 10/23/12 7:35 PM

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Yes. It reminds me of…… me ._.

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92 aranea 10/23/12 7:57 PM

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This is so funny! I posted it on a private forum where iphone users sometimes tell me I’m a fanatic. :D

When something doesn’t work “I just say because it’s iphone” or “because it’s an apple product”

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DanielGuest 10/23/12 7:59 PM

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“It’s open!” should definitely be there!

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95 Bpear96 10/23/12 8:21 PM

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“Siri’s a b*tch ” hahah :D

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Josh WoodwardGuest 10/23/12 8:21 PM

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An Android nerd called his phone a “Droid”?

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- 95 Bpear96 10/23/12 8:25 PM
  
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  Haha yeah i thought the same.
  
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66 Stella 10/23/12 8:23 PM

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LMAO! I just asked my brother to root his phone. These are some very good ones. I’ve wanted to tell my iphone friends some of the stuff about “it’s a iphone that why, blah, blah” but I restrain myself.

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39 MyMilan 10/23/12 8:24 PM

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Really funny and so true…

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98 Nathan D. 10/23/12 9:03 PM

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Wasnt that funny but half of that is so me. I do act like that to my friends with Apple product. What they should have added was that iphone specs is so last year.

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666Guest 10/23/12 9:33 PM

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This guy comes off as a weak whiney dork, and half of the above commenters identify with him. SMH.

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MikeGuest 10/23/12 10:05 PM

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I feel like a jerk after watching this. The funny thing is, just before watching this I watched the Apple event on their website. No matter how hard I try I can’t get myself to like iProducts. I just don’t feel like the deal is sweet enough for me personally. I am trying to be more understanding though and accepting of them, especially since more people buy Apple products than anything else anyway. In the end I do agree that Android is flawed in many ways, but it has so much potential. I have an attachment to Android for all of the control it gives me over the device. I feel if I bought and iPhone or something I would get bored as I have many times before with their devices. Anyway, if you ever see me making mean comments about Apple devices from now on just call me out.

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89 iamXiV92a 10/23/12 10:13 PM

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Whispers to female “Let me root your phone”

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50 h0ruza 10/23/12 11:00 PM

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Someone has been following me and recording my conversations.

Brilliant!

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98 jamal adam 10/23/12 11:44 PM

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“It’s not copying, if it’s better.”

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cjGuest 10/23/12 11:57 PM

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It could have been better and I didn’t laugh. My battery dying would have been funny because many people besidse me always complain about it. Bigger batteries are the best.

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24 Revalence 10/24/12 12:42 AM

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Wait wait wait….
Where’s the rest?
:)
Proud Android User.

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Romney supporter and (white!) republicanGuest 10/24/12 6:30 AM

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Android is for bums. Vid is proof enough imho. Cheap plastic phones and crappy tablets. iPhone and iPad are much better.

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- 95 Bpear96 10/24/12 7:09 AM
  
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  Your a Romney supporter (whatever your opinion i guess), Your racist.. And your calling android users bums.. You seem like a great person!
  
  You do know that the Galaxy S3 isnt the only android phone right? Anyways its not even cheap plastic its Polycarbonate a very durable type of plastic and usually doesn’t “look” cheap unless its glossed (look at the HTC One X) Also theres phones like the Motorola Razr HD maxx , with HIGH end build, pretty much all metal, kevlar backing… etc Android is all about choice!
  
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- koffeequpGuest 10/24/12 2:05 PM
  
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  Well Mr Ego, your opinion doesn’t sound very humble now does it? Since you are so down on android users I can only assume you have one of them wonderful all fulfilling iphonys. That being the case, lets both start changing the battery in our respective phones and see who finishes first… What – you don’t want to play?
  
  Typed on an Android Tablet…
  
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- 98 jamal adam 10/24/12 3:27 PM
  
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  I think your guest name said it all.
  
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- phandroidGuest 10/25/12 1:59 PM
  
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  This is funny because i thought i read somewhere that android people tend to be conservative and apple liberal… i see it the other way since liberals are more accepting of diversity.
  
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RyanGuest 10/24/12 7:24 AM

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Siri is a bitch

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Spook MurphyGuest 10/24/12 7:48 AM

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hang on while i reboot this custom rom…

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XRayA4TGuest 10/24/12 8:40 AM

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I really enjoyed this as a Android fan. Particularly the bed scene “Can I root your phone?”

My only thought was that the blah, blah, blah was not “sh*t Android fanatics say” but rather a iFan drowning out the fandroid arguments. A sort of cover your ears and go “lalalalalala”

It would have been even better if they had included more fandroid sh#t rather than blah blah blah. That turned it into “what we hear when Adnroid fanantics talk”

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88 spintrex 10/24/12 9:35 AM

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OH you don’t have NFC lol!!

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BgorGuest 10/24/12 9:58 AM

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I like the video very much. Especially the way he mention S J name.
I love it.

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dinodxynezGuest 10/24/12 2:55 PM

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LOL Hilarious!!! That is so me! I complain to my wife about iPhone and iOS almost 24/7, haha! So funny because everything he says is true!!

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DmacGuest 10/24/12 3:01 PM

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Dude, check out my ROM! LOL

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- 1 dinodxynez 10/26/12 3:14 PM
  
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  (that is so me) hilarious!!!! I’ve been laughing for hours now!!!
  
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iTKe2KGuest 10/24/12 3:27 PM

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i actually show what my phone (GT-i9100) can do that ios devices cant when i’m asked
people converted :P but not all

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Caryb1969Guest 10/24/12 3:29 PM

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” The screen is so small, how do you see that”. Oh my god too friggin funny. So what I would say.

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lancebukkakeGuest 10/24/12 3:40 PM

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I tried explaining my ROM (AOKP) to my wife yesterday…she was like, “why, why are you telling me this!?” IT’S CUSTO-MIZE-ABLE!!!

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KevinGuest 10/24/12 7:43 PM

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Could have been funny. Better material and a better person to play that role. Fail on both. Weak writing and terrible actor in the main role. Not funny. Some truth to it but delivery was ruined by subpar components. Unfunny. Anti funny actually.

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Jeb JohnstonGuest 10/24/12 9:16 PM

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Lol, I’m glad I’m nowhere near that kind of fanaticism. I would need to get plastered and drugged to act like that. I could buy a new phone at that cost.

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Juan LuongGuest 10/25/12 11:43 AM

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It’s not coming….

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63 MacCrookPro 10/25/12 12:53 PM

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Nice, The bartender is wearing a Michael Jackson Captain EO shirt

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chrisGuest 10/25/12 6:21 PM

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Guilty on some counts. I’ve been known to show off my new ROM and say “Look at this cool live wallpaper, but you can’t use it because you have an iPhone :( ” lol. Might have mentioned the small screen a time or 2 ;)

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16 veracu 10/25/12 10:11 PM

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Weird I feel like I just been dissected. I’ve said almost all those things too just hopefully not as obnoxious as this portrayal. Been wanting to root my mom’s Max and dad’s sg3 too. Lol.

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1 dinodxynez 10/26/12 3:12 PM

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HILARIOUS!!! AND SO ME!!! I’ve actually woken my wife up late at night and asked her: “let me root your phone” (she has a Galaxy Nexus) and I’ve also tried to wake her up only to say: “check out this widget”… funny!!

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3 Zachary 10/26/12 5:45 PM

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Haha. “Even the magazine is twice the price”

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Accountant new yorkGuest 11/01/12 4:55 AM

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I think Android is a good platform but it certainly can’t match iOS when it comes to overall functionality and the quality of apps available.

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