Mar 13 AT 2:42 PM Dustin Earley 15 Comments

The best time wasting games in a post-Flappy Bird world

Flappy Bird

My favorite Android games are the ones that take two seconds to get into and can be replayed over, and over, and over again. Before Flappy Bird, games like that were surprisingly hard to come by. But the last several weeks have seen an explosion in fun, addicting and hard games. Flappy Bird may have been the original but that doesn’t mean there isn’t some fierce competition out there now. In fact I’d venture to say some of the most recent post-Flappy Bird time wasting games are the best of the bunch.

Hoppy Frog

hoppy frog

Fair warning: most of these apps prey on my nostalgia and love of retro-style (“8-bit”) graphics. Hoppy Frog is no exception.

In Hoppy Frog you’re a frog with an appetite for gold flies. You jump from cloud to cloud eating as many flies as you can without falling into the water. If you do you’re eaten by a shark and it’s game over. That’s all there is to it. And that’s why it’s so great.

 

Squiggle Racer

squiggle racer

Squiggle Racer is a top-down racing game with one simple goal: complete a lap. Don’t be fooled though. There’s actually quite a bit of thought that has to go into Squiggle Racer. You need to plan your turns just right in order to make it around without crashing.

You can play some sample tracks for free, and it’s only $0.99 to unlock the full game (and get rid of ads, something I wish more apps would offer for a buck). There are a handful of tracks and two different modes to play through, but just the first one will probably keep you busy for awhile.

 

Roid Rage

roid rage

What would happen if Flappy Bird and Asteroids had a baby? They’d make Roid Rage. You fly through space. You dodge asteroids. You pick up “juice.” It’s crazy fun. You can get really into Roid Rage and unlock a bunch of ships and spacesuits, but you don’t have to. If you did it wouldn’t have made this list.

Oh, and this one’s an Android exclusive.

 

Ironpants

ironpants

I know I know. I’m probably going to catch a lot of flak for this one. But what would a list of the best time wasting games in a post-Flappy Bird world be without a direct Flappy Bird ripoff?

Think of Ironpants as a Flappy Bird clone that’s slightly harder and has different graphics. Other than that, it’s probably the next best thing.

 

See anything I missed that would fit right in on this list? Let me know in the comments. And if you’ve already spent any time with these games we wanna know your high scores. These games are always better with a little competition.

Dustin Earley: Tech enthusiast; avid gamer; all around jolly guy.

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  1. Fun times.

  2. buklauGuest 1 year ago

    How did you guys miss this? : https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id827996410?mt=8

  3. TimmiGuest 1 year ago

    I recently beat the record in the header challenge, very good game!
    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pl.digitalparadise.wawoczny.headerchallenge

  4. gobosox20Guest 1 year ago

    Really, before floppy birds games like that were hard to find? Did you just buy an android? Subway surfers, temple run, grow, angry birds, the list goes on. And floppy birds is a HORRIBLE game. Hands down grow is the best and most addicting quick fix game in the android. But to say they were hard to come by before floppy birds is ludacris.

  5. David RedpathGuest 1 year ago

    Lets all just play flappy clones for ever more… http://bit.ly/1eusm9k Theres got to be an end in sight and we move on. One way of looking at it is that the App store gold rush is still on and any Joe can get a piece of the action via a Template code and Photoshop!

  6. flappy bird 2Guest 1 year ago

    The bird is back ! The new flappy bird is here with dynamic pipes, multiplayers, levels, hard modes ..
    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.afsus.birdisback

  7. Luke StirkGuest 1 year ago

    I’ve just made a game called Pigs in Blankets give it a try its free https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lukestirk.pigsinblankets

  8. Jennifer FarahGuest 1 year ago

    In case anyone still wants to play the ORIGINAL Flappy Bird for free even though the creator, Dong Nguyen, has removed it from app stores, I’ve uploaded the .apk here for FREE download (100% working with NO ADS).
    Download it for FREE here: http://topfiles.me/1svaQWfGad
    Just enter your email address or something like that if asked for download and unsubcribe later.

  9. Andrew KustersGuest 1 year ago

    I found this game more difficult and frustrating than flappy bird :
    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/apple-waltz/id828355357

  10. FasterGamerGuest 1 year ago
  11. Beret BirdGuest 1 year ago

    Try Beret Bird, you can shoot Flappy Birds with an AK-47 ad a Flamer :D

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/alone/id850339706?mt=8

  12. Flappy bird 2Guest 1 year ago

    Flappy bird 2 a much easier version is here! try thiys.

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/flappy-wooly-the-fleecy-bird/id868005717?ls=1&mt=8