Day 21:

Resort to desperate pleas.

Oh pleeeeez oh please of please can I win this one?

"MAJEL, FIND MY ENEMIES."

Day 11, "The desperate approach."

Greg likes. Greg wants. Greg NEEDS!

Won't faster hardware fix this in the future?

I'm going to try a different technique every day. Today is "the sob story."

I never win anything.

I will name my first child Taylor.

For the love of all that is good and right... I'll get an AndMe tattoo. Just like that Zune guy.

Well then. I stand corrected. Good research, gentlemen.

AH, the good ol' specs' race.

So let me get this straight- this phone will probably do AWFULLY what HTC customers are asking for...

It's totally cool that they switched to HTML5. My Android can run that too.

I could just buy six kindle fires, an switch it out for a new one, every time it gets ruined. You know, I ruin a lot of touchpads, since...

I'm confused. When the Xoom only reports shipping (not even selling) only 100,000 units last quarter,

and Amazon is showing that...

Oh it's definitely going to be announced. It'll be announced about 31 days after I sign a new contract, and get a different phone. I'll...

Oh, it will definitely be announced. 31 days after I sign up for a new contract, and get a different phone. I'll let you know when that...

oh, and that just might have been the most awkward product announcement I've ever seen. #asus

I'm really excited about the graphics this thing will put out! It's going to be the best 15 minutes of gaming EVER, before the battery...

Ever seen the short documentaries called "everything is a remix?"

Isn't there philosophers that have said we create nothing "new," we...