"I'm sorry that I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies in the VCR. I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere. I'll never...

I just like smiling; smiling's my favorite.

Francisco; that's fun to say... Francisco... Fran... cisco... Francisco...

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toymaker in the world! I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

"Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down."

Ooo Ooo I want one! Please?

Having never won any of these contests, it would be a Christmas miracle to win one this month!

I am in serious need for a new tablet. My wife stole my iPad, which I didn't like anyway. Not only that, but zombie and driving games...

I need an Android tablet so I can get rid of this stinkin' iPad!! I've been wanting a Transformer tablet since the original. There just...

https://plus.google.com/photos/104058089410218834222/albums/5748931680991562321?authkey=CPTBq678p-P0uwE

Probably have to be NOVA

We didn't have a Sega and I never got to play Sonic, but I watched the cartoon on TV!

I need the prize so that I can play some of these TegraZone games.

TMO, the ultimate underdog! May never have the money or the fans of the evil Patri...um, Verizon, but their fans are definitely more...

Oh baby! Come to papa!!

Santa baby,
The Samsung Galaxy Tab 8.9
Is fine.
Random number pick me,
Santa baby.
And hurry down the chimney tonight!