This is a haiku
It is not very funny
I am so sorry

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Do you know why this matchstick won't light?

Beats me, it worked this morning!

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get Tinsel-itus!

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

Mince spies!

I wake, reluctant

Too cold to get out of bed.

But I need to pee

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?

Frost bite.

How Does a Yeti Get Down the Hill?

By-icicle

What Never Eats at Christmas Time?

The turkey, it's usually stuffed.

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

I think my phone is broken....I pushed the home button and I'm still at school.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Two atoms are talking to each other, and one says,
"I think I've just lost an electron!"
"Are you certain?" the other replies.
"Yes! I'm...

Chuck Norris runs Android on his iPhone

What does Prime transforming have in common with a redneck divorce?

Somebody's gonna lose a trailer

This picture is why I thought there could be a small chance that the RAZR i would have the dual core soc: tinyurl.com/9xcb99j

After...

Was I the only one who was hoping that Motorola would announce a phone with clover trail (z2580) instead of medfield?

With Intel Medfield phones coming out eventually wouldn't it be possible to run x86 windows 7 or even x86 windows 8 using the chip?

You...

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Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.