This is a haiku
It is not very funny
I am so sorry
This is a haiku
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Do you know why this matchstick won't light?
Beats me, it worked this morning!
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get Tinsel-itus!
156 days ago in reply to Day 16: Win an unlocked HTC One X
What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
158 days ago in reply to Day 14: Win an LG Optimus Vu
I wake, reluctant
Too cold to get out of bed.
But I need to pee
159 days ago in reply to Day 13: Win an LG Optimus 4X HD
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
159 days ago in reply to Day 10: Win a Lenovo IdeaPad A2109
How Does a Yeti Get Down the Hill?
159 days ago in reply to Day 9: Win a Toshiba Excite 10
What Never Eats at Christmas Time?
The turkey, it's usually stuffed.
159 days ago in reply to Day 8: Win a Toshiba Excite 7.7
Who's there ?
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
159 days ago in reply to Day 7: Win an Acer Iconia Tab A700
I think my phone is broken....I pushed the home button and I'm still at school.
167 days ago in reply to Day 6: Win an Acer Iconia Tab A510
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
168 days ago in reply to Day 5: Win a Google Nexus 7 (16 GB)
Two atoms are talking to each other, and one says,
"I think I've just lost an electron!"
"Are you certain?" the other replies.
Chuck Norris runs Android on his iPhone
What does Prime transforming have in common with a redneck divorce?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
This picture is why I thought there could be a small chance that the RAZR i would have the dual core soc: tinyurl.com/9xcb99j
Was I the only one who was hoping that Motorola would announce a phone with clover trail (z2580) instead of medfield?
With Intel Medfield phones coming out eventually wouldn't it be possible to run x86 windows 7 or even x86 windows 8 using the chip?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.