LMAO! I was waiting for someone to say something
geez, ain't that the truth!
This is OLD news, I have had a Samsung Airave (never heard anything called the Airave Airvana) for a while now. I also got mine for free and the $5 charge waived for 2 years I think. They do offer a $20/month plan that gives you unlimited calling while on your Airave.
Also some people have said on here that it gives you "top 3g speeds" this is not correct. The Airave ONLY provides voice coverage- as far as data you will have to use your home wifi.