Could this be the end of, "Did you take that with a potato?"

I am going to get one of these, get me a Google Voice number, buy a gigantic belt holster, and use this sexy sumbitch as my phone.

That quote of his sounds like a corporate Mad Lib. Jargon, jargon, bad grammar, jargon.

I love being important on the internet!

Just blow in the phone and it will work fine!

"Jewellery?" They need to hire me. Sheesh.

Yeah, that looks like a kind of stupid way to integrate the indicator. It looks to me like it plugs in, which means it will just get...

BiGMERF, you are a breath of fresh air amongst the hate-filled rankness of the Internet. Always so positive and nice. +10 Internets to...

Well, you could mail us an entry, but we'd probably have picked a winner by the time it got here.

Is that the Fonz? It looks like the Fonz.

That would be awesome and would save me a lot of trouble. Do you think it could weigh the shit and include that vital information in the...

They're really not all that cheaper than T-Mobile or Sprint. People seem to think they need unlimited everything on their plans, but if...

I've heard of people going on a hunger strike, but eating non-stop until something happens? That's impressive. :P

Control ALL THE THINGS!

Cinco-coré!

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Core cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Core does speak, the Enrichment...

Haha. I like this one.

OPTIMUS T, REPRESENT. Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man.

GIMME.