Personally, I prefer black or white phones. I'm a grown-up!

I think because if Dish buys Sprint, then they will be able to cast a majority vote to obtain the other 49.8% of Clearwire, meaning that...

If these get down below $500, I would consider buying a pair just so I can remember what I did on my more adventurous nights on the town.

Oh. I really like this. I want to be able to turn the diameter up to over 9,000, though, so I can only see like, 1/10 of my screen. That...

I'm giving into the peer pressure. If someone says it's cool on the Internet, I'd better jump on it!

"L" is for licorice. You heard it here first.

"It’s longer, wider and lot more sensitive to pressure than previous versions."

Heh. Heh heh. Heh. That's what she said. Post-op. Heh.

Heh heh. HTC DIX. Heh.

Could this be the end of, "Did you take that with a potato?"

I am going to get one of these, get me a Google Voice number, buy a gigantic belt holster, and use this sexy sumbitch as my phone.

That quote of his sounds like a corporate Mad Lib. Jargon, jargon, bad grammar, jargon.

I love being important on the internet!

Just blow in the phone and it will work fine!

"Jewellery?" They need to hire me. Sheesh.

Yeah, that looks like a kind of stupid way to integrate the indicator. It looks to me like it plugs in, which means it will just get...

BiGMERF, you are a breath of fresh air amongst the hate-filled rankness of the Internet. Always so positive and nice. +10 Internets to...

Well, you could mail us an entry, but we'd probably have picked a winner by the time it got here.

Is that the Fonz? It looks like the Fonz.