It's the 'newest comments first' layout. Whereas it should list them 'oldest comments first', since most of the net is used to that.

Turn it sideways.
Oh, wait. they'll just make an excuse to sue for vertical speaker openings, too.

White? Nah, Android GREEN.

Oh, I've had some chances to play with this tablet at the only Fry's in town,(you should see the amount of customer photos saved on the...