Yup, e-mailed my company's Verizon rep asking him WTF was going on and saying I'd happy switch to AT&T or T-Mobile as I get a corporate...

I was planning on asking my boss to let me take a long lunch so I could run down and grab one.

Then I got my Verizon bill. I went to a...

I want to be a wiener, er, I mean, winner!