Oct 23 AT 6:39 PM Taylor Wimberly 63 Comments

Sh*t Android fanatics say


Remind you of anyone you know? Let us know your favorite line in the comments below.

Via: Phandroid

Source: YouTube

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  • poler166

    Let me root your phone and what ROM you using lol

    • vforvortex

      so true… I always tell my friends who are still on 2.3 android, let me root and install an update for you. They are always hesitant when i give the disclaimer of possible phone bricking.

      • APG

        Yep same here haha. I tell them the same disclaimer.
        But after that I say as long you can enter download mode, you don’t have to worry.
        Most people don’t know about updates. Just buy it and use it till you start complaining about some functions or performance.

  • mac08wrx

    They should have gotten the same actor from the apple video to do this one.

    • miguel

      the nice thing is that apple hasn’t made a video yet to samsung they may be working on it, then a battle haha. like verizon and at&t a few years or months ago don’t you guys remember?

      Nice video though uuu uuu uuu crazy guy, funny..

  • SanzaBlancoAkA2C

    I’m surprised they never said anything about Android being Open Source cause that’s something I say all the time.

  • Vance

    wow… I feel like SUCH an ass all of a sudden. I can think of about 100 people I could send this too and never hear the end of it…

  • Joe Nicholson

    Oh. You have an iPhone? That explains why you aren’t signed into Google talk.

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  • Max.Steel

    I’m sorry but those were just terrible and unfunny. There are way funnier things that people in the Android camp say.

    • iamXiV92a

      I have the strange feeling that any story I tell now, about how Android is better, is going to make me sound like a huge nut job :-/

  • Nate B.

    So true! Lmao.

  • Sean

    “Even the magazine is twice the price!”

    • Mike

      Many of the thing he said were true but unnecessary.

  • http://alxrock.deviantart.com alxrock

    LOL. I never thought this would be such an accurate depiction of myself. Bravo.

  • kwills88

    I completely lost it when he said “Siri Is a bitch”…suddenly I feel guilty because this is all me.

  • Michael Lengyel

    So true. LOL

    It’s a shame how we have to find reason to make us feel better. As an iPhone user and Android user this was funny and so was the one about iPhone people. Some people do have valid points when it comes to the things they use or need. But most will argue and they are just joining the bandwagon.

    • Mike

      Could you post the link to the iPhone version?

  • MikeG

    Android sh*t I say: Whenever I go to the phone store I make sure to mention to the sales people that I mainly purchase Android because it’s Linux at it’s core.

    • Demidrek

      your argument is invalid iOS is also Linux at its core, it’s just that Apple built the OS so it’s closed

      • dcds

        Being picky, but isn’t iOS BSD at its core?

  • http://www.youtube.com/emogamer Christopher Chavez

    Yes. It reminds me of…… me ._.

  • aranea

    This is so funny! I posted it on a private forum where iphone users sometimes tell me I’m a fanatic. :D

    When something doesn’t work “I just say because it’s iphone” or “because it’s an apple product”

  • Daniel

    “It’s open!” should definitely be there!

  • Bpear96

    “Siri’s a b*tch ” hahah :D

  • Josh Woodward

    An Android nerd called his phone a “Droid”?

    • Bpear96

      Haha yeah i thought the same.

  • Stella

    LMAO! I just asked my brother to root his phone. These are some very good ones. I’ve wanted to tell my iphone friends some of the stuff about “it’s a iphone that why, blah, blah” but I restrain myself.

  • MyMilan

    Really funny and so true…

  • Nathan D.

    Wasnt that funny but half of that is so me. I do act like that to my friends with Apple product. What they should have added was that iphone specs is so last year.

  • 666

    This guy comes off as a weak whiney dork, and half of the above commenters identify with him. SMH.

  • Mike

    I feel like a jerk after watching this. The funny thing is, just before watching this I watched the Apple event on their website. No matter how hard I try I can’t get myself to like iProducts. I just don’t feel like the deal is sweet enough for me personally. I am trying to be more understanding though and accepting of them, especially since more people buy Apple products than anything else anyway. In the end I do agree that Android is flawed in many ways, but it has so much potential. I have an attachment to Android for all of the control it gives me over the device. I feel if I bought and iPhone or something I would get bored as I have many times before with their devices. Anyway, if you ever see me making mean comments about Apple devices from now on just call me out.

  • iamXiV92a

    Whispers to female “Let me root your phone”

  • h0ruza

    Someone has been following me and recording my conversations.


  • jamal adam

    “It’s not copying, if it’s better.”

  • cj

    It could have been better and I didn’t laugh. My battery dying would have been funny because many people besidse me always complain about it. Bigger batteries are the best.

  • Revalence

    Wait wait wait….
    Where’s the rest?
    Proud Android User.

  • Romney supporter and (white!) republican

    Android is for bums. Vid is proof enough imho. Cheap plastic phones and crappy tablets. iPhone and iPad are much better.

    • Bpear96

      Your a Romney supporter (whatever your opinion i guess), Your racist.. And your calling android users bums.. You seem like a great person!

      You do know that the Galaxy S3 isnt the only android phone right? Anyways its not even cheap plastic its Polycarbonate a very durable type of plastic and usually doesn’t “look” cheap unless its glossed (look at the HTC One X) Also theres phones like the Motorola Razr HD maxx , with HIGH end build, pretty much all metal, kevlar backing… etc Android is all about choice!

    • koffeequp

      Well Mr Ego, your opinion doesn’t sound very humble now does it? Since you are so down on android users I can only assume you have one of them wonderful all fulfilling iphonys. That being the case, lets both start changing the battery in our respective phones and see who finishes first… What – you don’t want to play?

      Typed on an Android Tablet…

    • jamal adam

      I think your guest name said it all.

    • phandroid

      This is funny because i thought i read somewhere that android people tend to be conservative and apple liberal… i see it the other way since liberals are more accepting of diversity.

  • Ryan

    Siri is a bitch

  • Spook Murphy

    hang on while i reboot this custom rom…

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  • XRayA4T

    I really enjoyed this as a Android fan. Particularly the bed scene “Can I root your phone?”

    My only thought was that the blah, blah, blah was not “sh*t Android fanatics say” but rather a iFan drowning out the fandroid arguments. A sort of cover your ears and go “lalalalalala”

    It would have been even better if they had included more fandroid sh#t rather than blah blah blah. That turned it into “what we hear when Adnroid fanantics talk”

  • spintrex

    OH you don’t have NFC lol!!

  • Bgor

    I like the video very much. Especially the way he mention S J name.
    I love it.

  • dinodxynez

    LOL Hilarious!!! That is so me! I complain to my wife about iPhone and iOS almost 24/7, haha! So funny because everything he says is true!!

  • Dmac

    Dude, check out my ROM! LOL

    • dinodxynez

      (that is so me) hilarious!!!! I’ve been laughing for hours now!!!

  • iTKe2K

    i actually show what my phone (GT-i9100) can do that ios devices cant when i’m asked
    people converted :P but not all

  • Caryb1969

    ” The screen is so small, how do you see that”. Oh my god too friggin funny. So what I would say.

  • lancebukkake

    I tried explaining my ROM (AOKP) to my wife yesterday…she was like, “why, why are you telling me this!?” IT’S CUSTO-MIZE-ABLE!!!

  • Kevin

    Could have been funny. Better material and a better person to play that role. Fail on both. Weak writing and terrible actor in the main role. Not funny. Some truth to it but delivery was ruined by subpar components. Unfunny. Anti funny actually.

  • Jeb Johnston

    Lol, I’m glad I’m nowhere near that kind of fanaticism. I would need to get plastered and drugged to act like that. I could buy a new phone at that cost.

  • Juan Luong

    It’s not coming….

  • MacCrookPro

    Nice, The bartender is wearing a Michael Jackson Captain EO shirt

  • chris

    Guilty on some counts. I’ve been known to show off my new ROM and say “Look at this cool live wallpaper, but you can’t use it because you have an iPhone :( ” lol. Might have mentioned the small screen a time or 2 ;)

  • veracu

    Weird I feel like I just been dissected. I’ve said almost all those things too just hopefully not as obnoxious as this portrayal. Been wanting to root my mom’s Max and dad’s sg3 too. Lol.

  • dinodxynez

    HILARIOUS!!! AND SO ME!!! I’ve actually woken my wife up late at night and asked her: “let me root your phone” (she has a Galaxy Nexus) and I’ve also tried to wake her up only to say: “check out this widget”… funny!!

  • Zachary

    Haha. “Even the magazine is twice the price”

  • Accountant new york

    I think Android is a good platform but it certainly can’t match iOS when it comes to overall functionality and the quality of apps available.