Jul 16 AT 3:57 PM Dustin Earley 39 Comments

Video: Compared to Google Now, Siri is embarrassingly bad

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I’m sure by now we’ve all seen our fair share of Google Now’s voice search functionality vs Apple’s Siri. Since the introduction of Jelly Bean, Android 4.1, and Google Now, comparison and demonstration videos have popped up all over online. But they’ve yet to be this hilarious.

In today’s Google Now vs Siri video, Annie Gaus of App Judgement has put the two services through a slightly different torture test to see which one reigns supreme. Instead of reading off a list of common commands and questions you might ask a personal assistant, she asked both an iPhone 4S and Nexus 7 things she’s asked her phone through web search in the week before making the video. The results speak for themselves. (Start watching at 3:15.)

The two most important things I took away from the video: For one, when asking Google Now for information, and there’s no card to show you directly, displaying the Google search results right away is incredibly powerful and useful. And secondly, Siri seriously loves stallions. Really.

Source: DroidLife

Dustin Earley: Tech enthusiast; avid gamer; all around jolly guy.

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  • ElvisonD

    I Can’t Wait For A Jelly Bean Rom For My Galaxy S3 =)

  • http://mihai.discuta-liber.com/ tmihai20

    For a certain reason, Siri wants to show the female host photos of a stallion :)) Simply beautiful! Hadn’t I tested Google Now myself, I would not believe the results. Bear in mind that I am not a native English speaker, Google Now performed just as well (I try to pronounce as well as I can).

  • halo0
  • Shawn Clark

    Haha…Apple

  • Richard

    The Jellybean search is great, but has so many issues with my New Zealand accent, so its really just novelty at the moment, as it has no idea what I am trying to tell it.

  • http://www.anthonydomanico.com Anthony Domanico

    That is pretty awesome actually. Time to check it out more on the galaxy nexus.

    • Dustin Earley

      I spent over an hour one night just asking it for celebrity heights.

  • aryin

    nice try, siri, haha

  • Eli Gaffke

    I wish my GSIII had Google Now instead of S-Voice. It doesn’t show stallions at least.

    • joe

      How much you want to bet Samsung will stick with their s-voice instead of just dumping it and moving everyone to Google Now when they push the GS III’s JB update?

  • Taylor

    Siri listens worse than my kids. How is that even possible?

  • Louis A

    This is one of the reasons I am holding off getting GSIII because I wanna play with Jelly Bean on my Gnex.

    • Ryan

      You can always get the S3 and still play with the Gnex with jelly bean..thats what Im doing.

    • Mike C

      I’m running JB on my S3 as of today, and yes it’s very nice. Still a few bugs, but I’m willing to work with them.

  • masterpfa

    PMSL
    Hilarious for real, what’s the obsession with Stallions Siri.

    Siri I admit changed the game, Google Now just made it better.

    Round 2 to Google

    • Panerai

      I’d say it’s round 3. Android had voice commands first. I remember playing around with it on my 1st gen xperia running froyo or was it eclair?

  • txbluesman

    That sh#t is funny, I don’t care who you are!

  • Dan Jones

    Am I the only person who is reminded of Eliza when they hear Siri’s responses?

  • Miknitro

    Pretty entertaining, Siri is not even in the same league as GN. Kind of like a glorified speak an spell my Gawd that’s embarrassing when I think of it lol.

  • Jorge Eslava

    This is hilarious! I’m definitively sharing.

  • Alex Belko

    What would you like to do?
    Siri replace yourself with google now please
    Seriously can’t wait for pure Jelly bean rom for sgs2

  • jayant25

    LOL..way to go Android :D

  • dVyper

    I normally hate these kind of videos but this one was really entertaining

  • http://www.youtube.com/emogamer Christopher Chavez

    Best. Graphic. EVER. Did Angie make that?? :D

  • Nathan D.

    Dam Google Now wipe the floor with siri, that was to funny, maybe next time apple.

  • RobBull75

    I can’t wait for my Galaxy Nexus to show up. Hurry up already UPS (shaking fist).

  • http://www.focuszonedevelopment.com Homncruse

    Awesome video and everything, but I just have one question for all of you:

    Would you like me to search the web for pictures of stallions?

  • Jill

    All the Android S3′s that we’ve tried have the same problems:

    It recognizes what we say, about 90% of the time.
    It has the answer about 20% of the time.

    It CONSTANTLY wants “Hi, Galaxy” to be spoken over and over again.
    Why is that necessary?
    Why does it have to be “awakened” so many times????

    I just asked something 2 seconds ago… and you couldn’t answer it… why do you detect that as “we are done for today, bye”.

    Makes the entire thing totally unusable.

  • WlfHart

    Haha, more proof Google > Apple.

  • Tony

    Siri is such a dumb bitch lol

  • CactusCat

    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to look at pictures of stallions.

  • Stephen ward

    I did the same test with my I phone 4s running IOS 6 beta and my old nexus s, and the nexus s won hands down, it’s embarrassing how bad siri still is compared the Google now in its first incarnation

  • Chris

    I have to say this is all true, just seting up my bosses siri for her and it cant even say her name, Lexie it says dexi leiixe lexxe her name is lexie. Google now on my note2 says lexie straight up

  1. I Can’t Wait For A Jelly Bean Rom For My Galaxy S3 =)

  2. For a certain reason, Siri wants to show the female host photos of a stallion :)) Simply beautiful! Hadn’t I tested Google Now myself, I would not believe the results. Bear in mind that I am not a native English speaker, Google Now performed just as well (I try to pronounce as well as I can).

  3. RichardGuest 3 years ago

    The Jellybean search is great, but has so many issues with my New Zealand accent, so its really just novelty at the moment, as it has no idea what I am trying to tell it.

  4. That is pretty awesome actually. Time to check it out more on the galaxy nexus.

  5. nice try, siri, haha

  6. Eli GaffkeGuest 3 years ago

    I wish my GSIII had Google Now instead of S-Voice. It doesn’t show stallions at least.

    • joeGuest 3 years ago

      How much you want to bet Samsung will stick with their s-voice instead of just dumping it and moving everyone to Google Now when they push the GS III’s JB update?

  7. Siri listens worse than my kids. How is that even possible?

  8. This is one of the reasons I am holding off getting GSIII because I wanna play with Jelly Bean on my Gnex.

    • RyanGuest 3 years ago

      You can always get the S3 and still play with the Gnex with jelly bean..thats what Im doing.

    • Mike CGuest 3 years ago

      I’m running JB on my S3 as of today, and yes it’s very nice. Still a few bugs, but I’m willing to work with them.

  9. PMSL
    Hilarious for real, what’s the obsession with Stallions Siri.

    Siri I admit changed the game, Google Now just made it better.

    Round 2 to Google

    • PaneraiGuest 3 years ago

      I’d say it’s round 3. Android had voice commands first. I remember playing around with it on my 1st gen xperia running froyo or was it eclair?

  10. That sh#t is funny, I don’t care who you are!

  11. Am I the only person who is reminded of Eliza when they hear Siri’s responses?

  12. MiknitroGuest 3 years ago

    Pretty entertaining, Siri is not even in the same league as GN. Kind of like a glorified speak an spell my Gawd that’s embarrassing when I think of it lol.

  13. This is hilarious! I’m definitively sharing.

  14. What would you like to do?
    Siri replace yourself with google now please
    Seriously can’t wait for pure Jelly bean rom for sgs2

  15. LOL..way to go Android :D

  16. I normally hate these kind of videos but this one was really entertaining

  17. Best. Graphic. EVER. Did Angie make that?? :D

  18. Dam Google Now wipe the floor with siri, that was to funny, maybe next time apple.

  19. I can’t wait for my Galaxy Nexus to show up. Hurry up already UPS (shaking fist).

  20. Awesome video and everything, but I just have one question for all of you:

    Would you like me to search the web for pictures of stallions?

  21. JillGuest 3 years ago

    All the Android S3′s that we’ve tried have the same problems:

    It recognizes what we say, about 90% of the time.
    It has the answer about 20% of the time.

    It CONSTANTLY wants “Hi, Galaxy” to be spoken over and over again.
    Why is that necessary?
    Why does it have to be “awakened” so many times????

    I just asked something 2 seconds ago… and you couldn’t answer it… why do you detect that as “we are done for today, bye”.

    Makes the entire thing totally unusable.

  22. Haha, more proof Google > Apple.

  23. TonyGuest 3 years ago

    Siri is such a dumb bitch lol

  24. CactusCatGuest 3 years ago

    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to look at pictures of stallions.

  25. Stephen wardGuest 3 years ago

    I did the same test with my I phone 4s running IOS 6 beta and my old nexus s, and the nexus s won hands down, it’s embarrassing how bad siri still is compared the Google now in its first incarnation

  26. ChrisGuest 2 years ago

    I have to say this is all true, just seting up my bosses siri for her and it cant even say her name, Lexie it says dexi leiixe lexxe her name is lexie. Google now on my note2 says lexie straight up