Best Haikus from yesterday’s contest?

Posted Dec 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm in Threads > Entertainment

So many haikus yesterday. I thought it would be fun to compile some of the better ones.

Anyone notice a large number of these end with: Refrigerator

This one by Gibberish made me laugh.

I eat my dinner.
My potatoes are not great,
Feed them to the cat?

XanLoves cracks me up, but it looks like a few people submitted this one.

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator

Another good one from jcsugrue

my kids took my tab
to hurl birds at those damn pigs
help! android and me.

An interesting submission from WatcherJohn

A Shaman praying
Snowflakes begin their journey
Where’d he get his shoes?

And to toot my own horn, here some of mine

Life would be better
If I had laser cannons
Instead of my arms.

Off with the shirt girl
Oh my god, they are gorgeous
Make ‘em bounce baby

  • fenlon

    No love for my thread
    No Targa prizes for me
    Minus twenty points

    • kookeetree

      lol. I vote yours for best haiku. Honestly, I think it was funny seeing all the comments that failed to make a haiku.

      • fenlon

        Yep, even the haiku police screwed up.

        emaciscool wrote

        Doesn’t it balance?
        As his first line has six?
        Counting is for chumps.

        followed by

        SEE WHAT I DID THERE
        MY SECOND LINE HAD SIX, TOO
        IRONY IS GREAT

        Got to applaud the effort though.

    • fenlon

      From theeffintoothfairy, slightly on topic

      I like boobs ‘n stuff.
      Kinda hate computers though.
      Me want tablet NOW!