Best Haikus from yesterday’s contest?

Posted Dec 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm in Threads > Entertainment

So many haikus yesterday. I thought it would be fun to compile some of the better ones.

Anyone notice a large number of these end with: Refrigerator

This one by Gibberish made me laugh.

I eat my dinner.
My potatoes are not great,
Feed them to the cat?

XanLoves cracks me up, but it looks like a few people submitted this one.

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator

Another good one from jcsugrue

my kids took my tab
to hurl birds at those damn pigs
help! android and me.

An interesting submission from WatcherJohn

A Shaman praying
Snowflakes begin their journey
Where’d he get his shoes?

And to toot my own horn, here some of mine

Life would be better
If I had laser cannons
Instead of my arms.

Off with the shirt girl
Oh my god, they are gorgeous
Make ‘em bounce baby